Currently, we have:
Alexandra Atherton (@FaustianAlex) - the rich bitch. Snarktastic, and 1/4th angel, apparently.
Nicolae O’Shea (@NicolaeTheDevil) - the Antichrist. Alex’s Irish boyfriend. Has mommy issues, funnily enough. Also doesn’t mind being bribed by chocolate.
Duncan O’Shea (@DuncanFromHell) - the Beast. Nicolae’s brother. Hates being called the Beast. If he looks just like that bastard Jim Keats, it’s because he’s the bastard Jim Keats.
Janessa Imrie (@NessaImrie) - the Mary Sue. Perfect in every way but hates being upstaged by other Mary Sues. Alex’s best friend, is dating Dun-dun.
the Metatron (@ThatMysteryGuy) - NOT THE GUY FROM DOGMA. Jerkass brother (technically) of Lucifer, which makes him Nicolae’s and Duncan’s uncle. Also Alex’s grandfather, which…um. Brings into question: